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Soft, smooth cotton drapes easily over callused hands and coffee-stained tool belts. The crew neck sits clean under a work jacket; the tubular knit and shoulder tape keep the tee looking sharp after long days and repeated washes. It feels lived-in from the first wear but keeps its shape, so it becomes part of the daily routine: the morning shop run, the midday hustle, the backyard project that becomes tomorrow’s story. This shirt speaks the language of people who learned by doing — a nod to apprenticeships, late nights at the bench, and the small, stubborn satisfaction of work done well. Lightweight and breathable, it’s comfortable on warm job sites and layered under a flannel for cooler evenings. Made from responsibly sourced ring-spun cotton and finished with thoughtful details, it’s a subtle, honest way to wear that decision proudly.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape after many wears\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printing options for clear sleeve and neck prints; pearlized tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Certified quality and safety: Oeko-Tex, EU warranty (2 years), ethically sourced US cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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